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I have a right to my opinions and you have yours. I also have the right to publish my opinions, just as much as you have a right to disagree with me. You also have the right to leave. Now. Just don't email me about how distressed and shocked you are, because I don't plan to respond.

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Censorship

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Left-Handed Scissors… 
Actually, left-handed people in general. What's worse? The person, their attitude that somehow they don't get the respect for their long suffering in a right-handed world, or their fucked up stuff?

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Right-To-Life Activists

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Bottled Water…
Quit kidding yourself, it just comes from a bigger faucet.

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Taxes

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Hanson…
Um bop.....Um fag.

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Spice Girls…
Girl Power? What--dressing up like a female version of the Village People gives you power?

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Michael "The Younger, the Whiter, the Better" Jackson

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Lifetime Television Network… 
TV for women? More like TV for white trash, loser
women who can't claw their way out of the trailer park. 

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Self Help Books…
I've got an idea--you give me$20, and I'll kick your ass, because you must deserve it. Feel better yet?

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Waiting in Line

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ATM service fees…
Let me get this straight. You make money on my money, and then you charge me to get my money back????

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Blisters

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Courtesy Calls…
Courteous to whom?
 

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Hillary Clinton…
For standing by a man who can't keep his dick in his pants, and an enabling him to made a mockery out of the American Presidency.

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Stepping in Dog Shit

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Geriatric Drivers…
Give it up Grandpa, take the bus!

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AOL…
Learn how to surf the Internet, you moron.

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Anything Barbecue Flavoured …
What's up with that nasty flavour?

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People Who Can't Spell
Buy a dictionary, jerk.

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Neo-Nazi/White Supremacists
Being illiterate and unemployed doesn't make you a candidate for a superior race.

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Canadians… 
I know I'm gonna catch some flack for this, especially since it seems every single one of them is hooked up (must be a government program), but they kinda just piss me off -- making fun of Americans just to appease their own sense of inferiority. I had to suffer through a vacation with six people that were all Canadian except me for two weeks. Believe me, up close and personally, they can REALLY suck. Get a real citizenship in real country that has its own economy. Face it, if America's economy starts to slide, yours goes down the tubes. Don't deny it. You know it's true. BTW--What's up with the regulations on Canadian music on Canadian radio? No wonder the Juno Awards suck so bad.  

On another side, I loved the "Kids in the Hall", a comedy group that was edgy and original. In one enlightening situation, the actors were in Jamaica and the Rasta waiter was asking the tourist where he was from. He said, "I'm Canadian" and the waiter didn't know where that was. He added, "It's like being an American, but I don't carry a gun." Good point.

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Guests on Jerry Springer…
Proof that forced sterilization could be a GOOD thing.

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Political Correctness
So, since I'm only 5'1", I choose to be labeled "altitude challenged". <insert snort of disgust here>

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Entitlement Programs…
Time to get a job, you undereducated, drug addicted, dysfunctional slacker.

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Web Page That Really Sucks: http://www.10kforawife.com/
You gotta check this one out man…What a loser. And can you imagine? He tries to solicit a sponsor and advertisers. What kind of woman would respond to this? What was he thinking?